Evan Rose

...was born in Dallas, Texas, traveled, lived in the Bay Area, DJed, studied architecture, collected furniture, played drums, and is now a web developer and IT consultant in New York City. Here's more.

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I build dynamic websites, web applications, and content management systems using PHP, MySQL, XHTML, CSS and more, and assist small businesses and individuals with their Apple products and networks. Here's more.

Clients | IT Consultation | Web Development | Resumé

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Blogs

Monday, December 15, 2014

SO NASTY (at Pink's Hot Dogs)

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#LACMA (at LACMA Los Angeles County Museum of Art)

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#LACMA (at LACMA Los Angeles County Museum of Art)

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#LACMA (at LACMA Los Angeles County Museum of Art)

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#LACMA (at LACMA Los Angeles County Museum of Art)

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#LACMA (at LACMA Los Angeles County Museum of Art)

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#LACMA (at LACMA Los Angeles County Museum of Art)

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#LACMA

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#LACMA

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#LACMA

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50 years of Moog, the analog synth that still beats 1s and 0s @ArsTechnica http://t.co/XayPy1lq8c

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#LAS -> #LAX

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Thursday, December 11, 2014

#DFW -> #LAS

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Tuesday, December 9, 2014

“Apple Store Opening In W'burg Across From Whole Foods Near J. Crew Steps From Starbucks” and this is why. http://t.co/Hi3EITAJQM

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“Galapagos's Robert Elmes Discusses Move From Brooklyn To Detroit” via @gothamist. Guess we're all going. http://t.co/gUE5w7Lel7

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Monday, December 8, 2014

#LGA -> #DFW

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Saturday, December 6, 2014

Netflix announces original Nina Simone documentary via http://t.co/CRovS1aMoZ http://t.co/KpNDm4Mesd Keep up the good work NFLX

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Friday, December 5, 2014

“First Look Inside Spa Castle's New Manhattan Location” via @gothamist. Just in time for winter! http://t.co/97oe08VG1j

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Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Best dollar I ever spent. #quincyjones #gula #matari #RecordOfTheDay

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Thursday, November 27, 2014

You had to go and do it, didn't you. You had to go and start #BreakingBad. As if you had all the time in the world!

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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Hey, that's me! With #marinaabramovic

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#Lucky three-legged dog, Army edition!

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Friday, November 21, 2014

“Inside Chinatown's Dim Sum Dance Party Scene” via @gothamist, for Dr. Tansil, obviously. http://t.co/WrNcwCIrPB

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Thursday, November 20, 2014

The best #ComediansinCarsGettingCoffee yet, with @BillBurr. Smoking past the band and crushin' it! http://t.co/MtOk0AnOta

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Sunday, November 16, 2014

Rolling Average, on the average bowling score; lower than you'd think! @FutilityCloset http://t.co/rKf9kLu238 For the Monday Crew and Karlyn

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Monday, November 10, 2014

Press preview of Makashi Murakami at Gagosian! Multiple levels of crazy! Thanks @jaynawallach for the invite! http://t.co/PVnZTT7YcZ

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#FilmsWithOneLetterMissing: surprisingly hilarious; like "It's a Wonderful Lie"; it made him feel better, but George, Pottersville's better.

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Sunday, November 9, 2014

Moby does Joy Division, New Dawn Fades 7&#8221, 1994 #moby #joydivision #RecordOfTheDay #clear #vinyl

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For K1 (via Marc Newson designs a shotgun for Beretta)

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@wifeand2kids Six words: Richard Pryor and Gil Scott-Haron. @nbcsnl season 1 episode 7 http://t.co/Fbo4rjW00x http://t.co/uNv1B9hDJ5

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Tech homies, do you code on a black screen and if so, does switching back and forth from black to white (or other) all day bother your eyes?

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Ask A New Yorker: I'm Dreading Winter & Scared It'll Break Me @gothamist 10 years and I'm wondering the same thing. http://t.co/o9csBtsnp5

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Friday, November 7, 2014

RT @jannashaw: "I bought a cup of coffee. I live here now." #ccc cc: @evanrose

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Thursday, November 6, 2014

@KevinHart4real on #ComediansInCarsGettingCoffee! http://t.co/ZZl9bmpMdb

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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Dubious&#8230 #yankee #okra

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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Move over classic rock, make room for classic rap @boom92houston http://t.co/ddtXutxaCu It's about time!

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Monday, November 3, 2014

Season premiere of #ComediansInCarsGettingCoffee on November 6! http://t.co/0fRU2RLwLR

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

#DEN -> #ORD -> #JFK

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Friday, June 20, 2014

Ten Years Ago Today

Ten years ago today I celebrated my first full day in New York after moving to Williamsburg, Brooklyn with $400 and 98 pounds of belongings. Since then, these are some of the things that have happened:

Worked for Apple in SoHo
Worked for myself
Was told I needed to leave Williamsburg
Watched Sex and the City for a few months
Turned 27
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Moved to TriBeCa
Turned 28
Worked for MTV
Moved to the Lower East Side
Turned 29
Worked for Tekserve
Moved to Crown Heights, Brooklyn
Worked for MTV again
Turned 30
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Rode my bicycle
Turned 31
Spent time on the West Coast
Invested in Beer Table
Went to Italy
Got a motorcycle
Summered on Fire Island
Turned 32
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Went to England
Turned 33
Summered on Fire Island again
Turned 34
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Turned 35
Somehow made it through 2012 (but just barely)
Went to a lot of weddings and sadly, but thankfully, only one funeral
Worked for myself
Worked for NorthPoint
Turned 36
Went to Spain
Celebrated ten years in New York
Started plotting my escape

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Monday, November 4, 2013

Giving the Site a Haircut

Recently I refactored almost all of the code that powers the backend of this site, a lot of which has been around for however long it's been since I built the content management system that powers it (and perhaps before - I had another blog that I ran on my Mac out of my apartment when I lived in Oakland whose code made its way into this site). Tired of being the cobbler whose kids have no shoes.

First, permalinks. They have always been something like evanrose.com/?entry=100 which I thought was cool back in the day (hey, I know PHP!) but long past their sell by date. I built a system that turns the blog post's title into a slug and am using those for permalinks (and being a good web citizen, should someone come into the site via a link to a post with an entry id, they will get seamlessly redirected). Secondly, I changed an .htaccess redirect that would, for example, redirect evanrose.com/work to evanrose.com/?section=work. This has been changed so that all requests end up on index.php and the non-query-stringed URL is split and used. Even the HTML templates I used before I entered blog posts in to a database work with this new scheme (for the most part, at least they're used in the virtual blog directory) for instance, my first month of blogging on evanrose.com (and not on my previous sites) in July of 2001 and without touching that templated file, it validates as HTML 5!

Finally, back in the day, I didn't know about how to deal with dates and math and whatnot coming from a database so my noob self saved date oriented data like so: insert "Tuesday" into `day name`, etc., which is just NASTY. I was young and I needed the money. Fixed all that garbage (and should have years ago). I also fixed a bunch of hacky crap to deal with page titles and whatnot which was also trivial. It was pleasant work cleaning this business up and by god it might last me another ten years.

Please don't make me be blogging in ten years.

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Hell of Links

Hell of links for Gunnar from Kottke:

Just hell of links.

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Friday, July 26, 2013

Sailing in the Keys

Evan Rose FlickrLast month, I spent a week on a sailboat, bopping around from Florida Key to Florid Key and bopping around in Key West. I had no idea how much fun this would be, though a week was probably a couple of days too long. I took a bunch of photos and shot some really cool video. Check 'em out.

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Thursday, March 21, 2013

On Work

First, Louis CK on work (and of course, being awesome)

And recently, a note to self on work:

Finally, read this every single day.

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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Texas, Then and Now

Went to Dallas and Austin recently (here are the pics) for the State Fair of Texas (RIP, Big Tex) and to take part in the nuptuals of Gunnar and Ingrid, two of the finest people a man would want to know. Much fun was had and much fried food was consumed. At the fair alone:

Yes, "corny dog." In addition, there was lots of driving, lots of meals with my mom, a Dale Chihuly show at the Dallas Arboretum, lots of catching up with old and making new friends and hell of fun in general. Though it was fun, I got stuck there while Sandy descended upon New York and couldn't wait to get home, which is exactly why I'm going back to Texas again tomorrow. See you Texas peops soon.

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Monday, November 12, 2012

Recently, On My Corner of the Web...

Did some more cleaning up around here. Even though those sites have moved on to greener pastures, I've put up links to some of my older freelance work that lives on my own server, Beer Table version 1, Beer Table version 2, Beer Table Pantry and Nikki Stager, the last being one, I really like but which never got used, though the images getting pulled in from Flickr can be a little flaky.

Also, my first project for people.com is now live: Reader React. I built this almost from scratch, using only the container and a forked copy of their javascript commenting system. First, PHP fetches a JSON feed of all of the articles that have had the highest comment counts for the past 24 hours. Next, each article gets a container and its data is put into it (though in the case of data from People's Wordpress blog, another JSON feed is fetched, parsed and inserted). Following that, each article id is put into an array which builds an url which is fetched by JQuery and parsed so that each article gets its comment counts as well as the commenting module for that article itself (which required the fork of their commenting system - this need was not foreseen). Finally, valid XHTML and CSS style the results, which have get written to disk as HTML by a cron job that runs every ten minutes. Fun project. Keep 'em coming.

Finally, Instagram added profiles and here is mine.

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Friday, October 5, 2012

Katherine, Jim, and Steve

Today, I'm off for a long weekend of dinner, the nuptials of my friends Katherine and Jim, Katherine being one of the first friends I made when I moved to New York eight and a half years ago and Jim being one of the greatest dudes I've ever met, and a brunch in Connecticut and Massachusetts. I'm almost positive much fun will be had. Today also marks the date of a sad day a year ago, and I'll let my journal entry from that day speak for itself:

"October 5, 2011

"My mom wrote me an email talking about what she wanted to have happen if she suffered from dementia [she said she wanted me to take her to a place in Oregon where they euthanize people] and I got so sad I went into our freight elevator area and cried. Sobbed. Later in the day, left work... and went and saw Portishead, who were great. But right before the show, I looked at my phone and saw immediately on Twitter that Steve Jobs had died and I cried again."

I am so pleased for my friends. They are wonderful people, they are wonderful together, and we should all be so lucky. Today is a far happier day.

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Monday, October 1, 2012

Big Changes Around Here

Now that I've gotten back in the swing with a new gig and have gotten in the habit of doing something productive with my life, that being productive has beget more productivity, though that hasn't yet extended to my yoga practice. It has, however, gotten me into a bunch of new cool web stuff I've not done much with over the past few years, given me some new ideas, and so I finally gave this neglected site some much needed TLC and added some cool stuff.

First, the site is a hundred pixels slimmer and have hidden the overflow of my Flickr photo stream and trimmed down some of the descriptions on the header links. I also got rid of the contact page (which at one time contained a contact form that I got rid of long ago) and moved the functionality that displayed the ten most recent (though infrequent) blog posts to the archive page which now contains the last ten posts by default, the ability to choose posts by month, or if passed a post ID, a permalink page. Some work under the hood included a bunch of changes to the site's date and time functionality, as when I built this site almost ten years ago, I didn't understand PHP's date and time functionality very well so cleaned up a ton of crappy date/time crap, deleted old deprecated code, and did a lot of general refactoring.

The new cool jam here though is the home page which has a bunch of new stuff. I built a script that, when called by a cron job every hour, grabs my most recent 22 Tweets (why 22 is the limit, I have no idea), my 15 most recent Tumblr image posts (which are 500 pixels wide, hence the site's new slimness), and the last ten evanrose.com blog entries (which are obviously way down at the bottom of the page as there aren't many recent ones), puts them all together, and then saves them in a separate file in reverse chronological order. This file is then included on the home page which, because it's just included and not requesting all this stuff every time the page loads, the page loads much faster. I know anyone who comes to this site probably already looks at my stuff elsewhere, but this was a fun project and I feel like this site hasn't gotten as much attention it's deserved.

Next up: taking those tweets and Tumblr posts and putting them into my database, downloading the Tumblr photos to keep here for safekeeping, and having that same script update my RSS feed on a daily basis with a digest of the stuff I've put on the internet that day. If you've made it this far, you are now an honorary nerd. Welcome to the club.

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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

The End of Summer

It isn't the end of summer, technically, but new things start on Memorial Day weekend and other new things start on Labor Day weekend. Lots of things went on and here are some of them:

Look out Fall, here we come! I'm looking forward to a shorter list at the end of it.

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